Thursday, November 12, 2009

28 Days Later...and the Zombie Genre

The zombie genre is probably one of the most beloved sub genres in all of cinema. It has spawned some real great pieces, like Night of the Living Dead and Shaun of the Dead, some cult classics, like The Evil Dead series and Re-Animated, and even one bona fide piece of cinematic history, the original Dawn of the Dead. For these very reasons, the internet folk talk about to no end. One such movie that always gets a mention is 28 Days Later... (and sometimes 28 Weeks Later...). And any mention of that will be met with numerous reader comments on how 28 Days Later... is not a zombie movie. But is it?


The biggest evidence against it would be that the plague ridden populace (known as The Infected) are NOT actually zombies. So let's try to define what a zombie is. A zombie is any human reanimated from death and devolved to a primitive state where there primary, if not only, motive is to consume. They lack emotion, personality, and pretty much any other characteristic of the deceased except echoes of memories of their former life that lead them to repeat normal actions albeit purposelessly. They also suffer from rigor mortis, stiffening of the body that happens after death. Thus the slow, shuffle in which pre-Zack Snyder zombies moved.


The Infected are otherwise very different. They are not emotionless. They are full of rage, like an amped up form of rabies. Since they are sick and not dead, they are not held back by rigor mortis. In fact, quite the opposite, they become fairly fast moving and never seem to get exhausted. They definitely have the same penchant to attack, but their is no clear cut implication that they are motivated by hunger.


You would think that the most important element to be considered a zombie movie is to have to include zombies, which the Infected certainly are not, but 28 Days Later... still has most of the same characteristics that have brought so many fans to the sub genre in the first place. In 28 Days Later, the events that ruined London already occurred and out hero, Jim, awakes in a hospital and wanders the streets of an empty, but severely damaged London. It is a frightening image, an empty city. The realization that everyone is gone, even in the early mornings can be pretty creepy. That is one of the biggest sources of fear between both kinda of flick, the fear that no one is there, that you are alone. And not just by yourself, ultimately alone, never to have human companionship again. Zombie movies are really the only ones to effectively depict such a fear. 28 Weeks Later is about the grand reopening of London, that is until they are overwhelmed by the last of the Infected. An uncontrollable enemy hiding behind the faces of neighbors and loved ones is yet another fear device that is used most effectively in zombie movies. How many heroes or victims have hesitated thinking they can talk their zombified friends into consciousness? Too many. In fact, I believe this to be the real defining characteristic of zombie movies. That the enemy is a disease, an enemy you cannot shoot or stab, until it has infected your loved ones and turn them against you.


You might want to say that vampires and werewolves are similar. And they sort of are. But the biggest difference is those two monsters are almost always portrayed with so much more human capabilities than the zombies or infected. The victims' personalities tend to fight the diseases' hard-wiring. Basically, my point is 28 Days Later.... and its sequel have a fundamental difference from the zombie sub genre, but they have so much more in common, is it really necessary to mention how it doesn't count every time it is brought up in a conversation of zombies? Not at all. It has more in common with the zombie movies than the Dawn of the Dead remake or Zombieland which pretty much ignored many of the important aspects of a zombie yet labeled them as such anyway. At least 28 whatever later was honest about what it was accomplishing.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Review: Men Who Stare at Goats



Bob Wilton (Ewan McGregor) is a down and out journalist. In order to prove his worth as not just a reporter but as a human being, he goes to the Middle East to try and report on some of the dealings going on to do with the current war. Instead, he finds Lyn Cassady (George Clooney) who is an ex-member of secret military organization developing alternative methods of fighting war using superpowers and peace. The two journey into the desert reminiscening about the "good ole days" and the secret mission they currently find themselves on.

The Men Who Stare at Goats is a quirky, nonsensical tale. George Clooney, Kevin Spacey, and Jeff Bridges all perform as one would think. They effortless become these overly-quirky characters so very unlike their uber-cool characters they have known to play. It is part of what makes them great actors. In addition, a lot of the jokes were really superb characterized by great dialog and equally, if not better timing.

Unfortunately, it just does not click. The movie is a plot that never goes anywhere. A greatest hits montage of this movie would probably be one of the best, but at feature length it struggles to find meaning and pacing. While Clooney, Bridges, and Spacey perform admirably, they are definitely on comfortable ground, taking steps back from greater performances they have already achieved. While Ewan McGregor who has proven himself a number of times calls in his performance as possibly one of the blandest characters to ever be put to celluloid.

4/10. I laughed a few times, but it mostly felt like an amateur filmmaker trying desperately to be like the Coen brothers.

Top 10 Jim Carrey Performances

Carrey's newest venture, A Christmas Carol, made with mo-cap connoisseur, Robert Zemeckis, is topping the box office. In it, Jim tackles 4 characters, Scrooge (at each age he appears) and each of the three ghosts. Now, it seems strange to hide his infamous elastic face behind 3-dimensional computer graphics, but everyone knows that there is a lot more to a single performance than that. Jim gets to show off his body language and voice inflection that are equally as good as his crazy face. In honor of Carrey's multiple performance new flick, I have comiled a list of his best performances yet.


10. Ace Ventura (Ace Ventura: Pet Detective)
Pretty much Carrey's first lead role, he plays a crazy but charming pet detective, a man who dedicated his life to helping people get their pets back. It is one of Carrey's more animated performances for sure.


9. The Cable Guy (The Cable Guy)
An enigmatic, clingy cable guy makes a new friend out of a recent client. He ends up driving his newfound pal crazy and then tries to ruin his life for not being his best friend. It is a seriously demented, but hysterical role. I don't think any of his roles balanced those two characteristics as well as this one.


8. Bruce Nolan (Bruce Almighty)
Bruce Nolan, aka Bruce Almighty, is a struggling news anchor, a modern average joe attempting greatness (in his own way), who is endowed with God's powers after smiting the Lord for not being fair to him. Just like the Cable Guy, this high-concept comedy has Carey balancing outright comedy with a little bit of dramatic acting near the end. The little seed of seriousness that made so many of my favorite comedies great is really well used here.


7. Fletcher Reede (Liar, Liar)
As Reede, Carrey played a lying lawyer who after too many times dissapointing his son loses his ability to lie from a birthday wish. If theres anything better than watching Carrey let loose, it is seeing Carrey let loose but attempting to hold back at the same time. Many times over the course of this movie, I definitely expected Carrey's beat red face to pop off his body.


6. Count Olaf (Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events)
Carrey brings to life a beloved literary villain. A lot like A Christmas Carol, Carrey gets to play multiple roles, expect this time they are alias' of the same man, a greedy relative knocking off other next of kin in order to get custody of some children and their late parent's fortune. One of the more charismatic rogues out there, Carrey's skills are put to the ultimate test letting a few wigs and prothetics become unrecognizable characters.


5. Andy Kaufman (Man on the Moon)
If there was any real person that Jim Carrey should play, with all his dramatic ability, schizophrenic comedic timing, and eleastic-faced presence, it is the ultimate alternative comic, Andy Kaufman. While The Truman Show is the first of his movies that wowed me as an actor, this was what wowed most people I think.


4. Truman Burbank (The Truman Show)
As Truman, Carrey plays a clueless member of a near-utopian society. A gated community somethere in the northeast (i think). What he really is in is a large soundstage in Hollywood where Truman is watched by cameras every waking minute and surrounded by actors posing as his friends and family. A truly nuanced performance by Carrey.


3. Charlie/Hank (Me, Myself, and Irene)
Another movie that puts Carrey's schizophrenic screen presence to good use, this time as two personalities in the same body fighting for control. Carrey effortlessly changes back and forth at the most inoppurtune times.


2. Lloyd Christmas (Dumb and Dumber)
As one of the two dumbest people on Earth, Jim Carrey definitely delivers his most memorable role. Not my persoanl favorite, and not his most successful as far as quality but definitely the funniest. He even took out his own chipped tooth from his childhood. Random, stupid observations have not been delivered with this kind of comedic timing since the Marx brothers.


1. Joel Barish (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind)
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind is easily Carrey's greatest performance ever. Its more dramatic than Kaufman and more naunced than Truman. It lacks the comedic flare that most of his career would imply, but Carrey surprisingly holds his own against the very talented Tom Wilkinson, Mark Ruffalo, and most talented of all Kate Winslet. This is definitely a movie to see.

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Hollywood's "Genius" Marketing Campaign

Hollywood is a fickle industry. Remakes and "safe" pictures flood the market, and originality is sparse. Even when it comes, Hollywood usually puts it in limited release or direct-to-DVD. The audience would probably see it if they could, if it wasn't such a chore to find an actual showing, or if Hollywood suits would happen to actually MARKET the damn things. When I tell people Moon was the best movie this summer, people just say "huh?"

The lengths of stupidity in Hollywood's marketing strategies will never cease to amaze me. Is it really all that better to make a movie look like something that it is not than to just show an excellent movie as it is? Take The Boat that Rocked for example.

The Boat that Rocked is about a motley crew of rock and roll DJs who play radio from a boat in the middle of ocean to the British mainland, where it is pretty much prohibited. The British government than tried to take precautions off the air, most of which prove to be futile. It is very funny with a really fantastic appreciation for classic rock. It also happens to star some of the funnier British actors today. Some spoilers may come up, but I think I give away anything that would ruin the watching experience.



:20 mark
One of the handfull of trailer voice guys says (and I paraphrase) One American DJ (aka The Count) decides to start Pirate Radio to bring rock across the pond. I don't think so. The Count (played by Phillip Seymour Hoffman) is in fact a replacement for a DJ that had quit from the original crew. Most of the implication is left thinking that Bill Nighy's character is the skipper of the whole endeavor. Also Hoffman is barely the star. The movie is in fact an ensemble. One of the best enesembles since the Ocean 11 movies. How can that not be marketable?

:25 mark
Twatt (played by Jack Davenport) is shown to call The Count the most famous DJ of all time. This is also not true. Twatt was in fact talking about Rhys Ifans' Gavin character, who is the DJ Hoffman's character was replacing.

:36 mark
Nighy than says they should have set sail years ago after the trailer voice implies that this is about their maiden voyage. What actually happens is that the boat is anchored at a specific spot and doesn't move until they were forced to by the government nearing the end of the movie.

And if that wasn't bad enough, they changed the very great title of The Boat that Rocked into Pirate Radio, a cheap generic name, undoubtedly including the term "Pirate" because of the financial success of Pirates of the Caribbean movies. Just lock at the font.

Very similar. Similar enough to suggest a strategy of banking on the success of one on the other.

Hollywood needs to stop chasing the creativity away from the medium. It is hard enough trying to see indie pictures on a regular basis, we do not need all the good movies to go that way. They need to learn how to read numbers. G. I. Joe might have made money, but it was also way more accessible than both Moon and The Hurt Locker.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Casting Call: Khan Noonien Singh

J.J. Abrams, director of the newest incarnation of Star Trek, had this to say about the future of the franchise to MTV.com.

"Now that we are in a parallel existence with what fans of the original series love so much, we could introduce any number of characters, settings, references and situations that the original series introduced. Dealing with Khan would certainly be a challenge, but we had an equal challenge in finding our crew of the Enterprise."

For those who don't know, Khan is the antagonist of episode "Space Seed" and the very popular movie Star Trek: Wrath of Khan. Khan is one of many genetically engineered supermen gaining a lot of power during the Eugenics War until he was forced to flee Planet Earth is cryo-sleep aboard S.S. Botany Bay with a number of other supermen. Give me a minute to recuperate, that geekiness was astoundingly exhausting.

Anyways, considering the new Star Trek has set itself on an alternate timeline from the original series, they are free to revisit any of the originals former plot points in (fingers crossed) new and exciting ways. According to Abrams and pretty much common sense, Khan, one of the more popular and dramatic exploits of the Enterprise crew, is bound to show up. But who will play him?

Antonio Banderas
Banderas seems like a good idea. He certainly has the habit of melodrama, but still has the potential for great performances, just like Ricardo Montalbaun. Plus he could be thrown a bone. I cannot remember the last good movie he was in.

Javier Bardem
And than theres always the new go to guy villain after his incredibly frightening performance in No Country for Old Men. Bardem has definitely solidified his place in cinema history, only good things should come of it.

Of course, I think the truly best bet is to throw out all possible contenders. With the newest Star Trek, I think Abrams proved to be one of the better judges of talent out there.

Monday, November 2, 2009

Hidden Gem: Sublime


Raw Feed, a direct-to-DVD genre branch of Warner Brothers, presents Sublime, a story centered around George Grieves, an average Joe family man, checking into a hospital for a routine operation. Complications ensue due to Grieves having a similar name to another patient, complications that send him into a never-ending nightmare of his greatest fears blurring the borders of reality. Beginning with the more probable complications, it slowly builds into much stranger realms.

Tom Cavanaugh plays George Grieves. Cavanaugh is known mostly for his comedic/dramedy work starring in a number of failed tv shows with small but loyal fanbases. He really gets to shine here as a voice of reason and skepticism during the entire flick, but maintains a sense of fear and paranoia. If the material was a little better quality than Cavanaugh could be looking at a performance to rival Sam Rockwell in Moon.

The story delivers serious spine-chills and creeps instead of the jump-out-of-your-seat spooks that modern horror fans have become accustomed too. The pacing is undeniably slow, but I feel it compliments the context of the story.

7/10

Review: The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day


The brothers MacManus, Connor and Murphy, makes their way back to Boston after setting up camp in Ireland with their dad when they hear an old friend was executed in such a way that it looks like it was them. With the help of their dad and some familiar cops, along with newcomers, Eunice Bloom, Smeckler's protege, and Romeo, a Mexican Bostonian with his ear to the ground, the Saints set out for to clear their name and find justice.

As a fan of the first one, I had very low expectations. I was pleasantly surprised though. I was almost positive it would go in the same direction as most action sequels go; amp up the cheese and over-the-top action and forget about the stories and characters. This is not what happened. Sean Patrick Flannery and Norman Reedus slip back into their roles with ease. The two have really great screen chemistry. I could easily buy them as brothers the way they can be joking and having a great time one minute and with the flip a coin be at each others throats. Billy Connelly is possibly in his greatest role as Il Duce. He truly goes above and beyond what the movies deserve being one the coolest badasses in cinema. It was really nice to see the cops have a much bigger role. They offer a lot of laughs especially, Bob Marley (no, not that Bob Marley), whose stand-up is very good as well. Even the bartender with Tourettes and the Irish arms dealer make appearances. The newcomers do not offer much though. Julie Benz's Southern cowgirl, Special Agent Eunice Bloom, lacks serious personality in comparison to Willem Dafoe's very memorable performance from the first one. Romeo, played by Clifton Collins, Jr., offers limited comic relief. Just like Bloom, he lacks the same level of likeability compared with Rocco from the first installment. Fortunately, Roc makes a pretty great cameo with some pretty cool lines. Peter Fonda has also joined the cast as a man with a mysterious connection to the boys' father.

The action is definitely amped up from the original, as is the comedy. This time around though it is much more hit-or-miss than the first. There were a few cringe-worthy lines and a few jokes that just fell flat especially in the beginning that had me worried about the rest of the movie, but it progressed nicely, building enough momentum to easily move on rather than dwell on the low points.

The story is jam-packed with information, some of it just seemed futile. The flashbacks involving the history of Il Duce were very interesting and well-defined, but the linear storyline was bogged down by multiple bad guys. The mobsters were pretty plain, except for Gorgeous George, who was too corny for words. The hitman sent after the Saints suffered from serious height issues, neither funny or intriguing, it felt like a waste of space. Fonda's Roman was a far superior villain than any of them.

The ending is very............interesting. I am not sure where they are going with it, or how possible another installment is, but they certainly set up for more story, more so than the previous installments' "We continue our work" scenario.

SPOILER: A familiar face appears at the end, possibly the best kept cameo ever.

The movie has serious entertainment value. I had a lot of fun watching it, but it is still not a perfect film, far from it really. It has the intensity and charm of the action movies of the '80s, but with the 90s/00s gloss and appearance. I think fans of the original would certainly enjoy it, but those who hate the first will certainly not come around based on this flick.

7/10